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[Jul. 23rd, 2008|11:46 pm] |
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| | radiohead - just | ] | 'My mind's eye'
Why does this expression exist? Why does my mind have an eye? More to the point, why isn't it allowed two? |
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| The thoroughbred of sin! |
[Jul. 23rd, 2008|08:58 pm] |
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| | Between My Legs, Rufus Wainwright | ] |

I'll be back to the internets soon. Also, every time I watch Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, it just gets better and better. Joss Whedon for the ultimate win. |
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| Wizard Sleeve! |
[Jul. 23rd, 2008|07:49 pm] |
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| | This Will Be Our Year - the Zombies | ] | Here's a sneak preview of the sleeve of my next vinyl outing, due for release in September. It's a 7" various artists EP featuring 19 bands, so as you can imagine the sound quality is going to be astounding.

Sadly, they've got both the song title and band name wrong. It should of course be "I.W.I.S.H.I.W.A.S.Gay (Beat Me With Your Penis)" by the New Royal Family versus Alexander's Festival Hall featuring Eddie Argos. I mean, what's the point of cajoling a bona fide Top 41 recording star to shout on one of your records if his name's not in big shiny letters on the sleeve, eh?
Still, nice pins. |
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[Jul. 22nd, 1998|08:46 pm] |
1. Hold On, Hold On by: Neko Case from: Fox Confessor Brings The Flood

Neko also sings with the New Pornographers.
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2. Nothing Like A Song by: Azure Ray from: Hold On Love

They released two albums as Little Red Rocket before forming this band.
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3. The Greatest by: Cat Power from: The Greatest

From her most accessible album.
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4. Person I Knew by: Tiffany Anders from: Funny Cry Happy Gift

I love her voice, but I can’t listen to her record all at once. It’s too sad.
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5. Girl in New Orleans by: Sarah Dougher from: Day One

She was also in The Crabs and Cadallaca.
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6. You Are What You Love by: Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins from: Rabbit Fur Coat

Jenny is better known as the lead singer of Rilo Kiley. The Watson Twins recently released an album by themselves.
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7. Words You Used To Say by: Dean & Britta from: Back Numbers

They’re better known as members of Luna.
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8. I Don't Love Anyone by: Belle & Sebastian from: Tigermilk

From their first album, which was originally released in a small pressing of vinyl only but later reissued once they reached popularity.
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9. Ooh La La by: The Ditty Bops from: The Ditty Bops

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10. Lover I Don't Have To Love by: Bright Eyes from: Lifted Or The Story Is In The Soil, Keep Your Ear To The Ground

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11. As I Sat Sadly By Her Side by: NickCave and the Bad Seeds from: No More Shall We Part

This is one of my favourite songs of all time.
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12. Can't Get You Out Of My Head by: The Flaming Lips

Cover of a Kylie Minogue tune, believe it or not.
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13. The Engine Driver by: The Decemberists from: Picaresque

Lovely song, easy to play on guitar too! They're amazing live and very nice people, if you ever get the chance to see them.
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14. Blue Jeans by: Blur from: Modern Life Is Rubbish

From one of my all time favourite albums. How I idolised them in my younger days! Being a Britpop fan made me stand out in small town Tennessee in the late nineties, that’s for sure...
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15. L. Wells by: Franz Ferdinand from: The Fallen (single)

A b-side I like better than lots of their album tracks. official site
16. Waterloo Sunset by: The Kinks (single)

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17. Samson by: Regina Spektor from: Begin To Hope

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18. Beauty Of Uncertainty by: KT Tunstall from: Drastic Fantastic

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19. Lloyd, I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken by: Camera Obscura from: Let's Get Out Of This Country

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20. Plenty Of Paper by: Eisley from: Room Noises

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| Pitchfork Music Festival |
[Jul. 22nd, 2008|05:22 pm] |
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| | Fat Children - Jarvis Cocker | ] | Hey everyone. I was lucky enough to get to see JARVIS this past weekend at pitchfork. I wrote about it in my LJ, so i figured I'd share it with all you fellow fans!
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| If you ain't here, I just can't breathe. |
[Jul. 22nd, 2008|10:46 pm] |
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| | No Air. Jordin Sparks feat. Chris Brown | ] |
I walked, I jumped, I ran, I flew Right off the ground to float to you There's no gravity that can hold me down for real.
In a week, there's the midterm exams. I don't know why, but I didn't seem nervous as I did before. Well, I AM nervous, but it's not as if I didn't learn anything at all.
Went home late from school. My Constitutional Law class for Tuesday is only an hour, so I had a LOT of time to study afterwards. My goal is to memorise up to 15 articles. And I'm really up to that challenge. I didn't remember what article I last read, but I'm certain I went past my limit.
nadineheather--thanks for the emails--thank you for making me sane these past few weeks. I lost track of who I was, and I don't know why. Maybe out of fear, and out of a million insecurities. Don't ask what they are, it'll take forever to explain. But thank you, thank you! I just hope and pray that things will be okay with your sister. And that your mum will be better.
I will get things sorted for exams next week. Then start on the letter journal. |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2008|03:57 pm] |
EMERGENCY!
Does anyone have a copy of The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera that they can lend me?
My council's libraries have one copy, which is on loan and already has two reservations on it.
I am currently reading (very good!) A Fine Balance (Rohinton Mistry). Next ones are The War of the Worlds (HG Wells) and The Truth (Terry Pratchett again. He has a lot in the list) which will take me a couple of weeks but then I'll run out of books and I don't want to read the next one up the BIg Read 2003 list as then the WHOLE SYSTEM will be RUINED! |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2008|12:39 pm] |
So I am now the proud owner of that Select Magazine cassette from '94 with the piano version of The Living Dead. I'd really rather be able to listen to it on mp3, as it's just easier and all and I don't trust the cassette to not get mangled. Does anyone have an mp3 file they can share? Pretty please? I did look online first but the only link I could find was for the wrong file. I'd be eternally grateful :)
[x-posted so apologies if you see this twice] |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2008|07:54 am] |
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| | Eddie Cochran medley by Frank Sidebottom | ] | 0800 Woke up, went to the lav, fed the cat, went back to bed 0900 Went to the lav again, went back to bed again 1000 Went to the lav again, probably fed the cat again, went back to bed, said bye to Anna 1100 Had "wankquilizer" in failed attempt to get back to sleep 1200 Finally got up, had some breakfast, did dishes 1300 Phoned London Cycle Campaign and GLA 1400 Bashed together stunning new article for Global Cool 1500 Farted about on internet a bit more 1700 Set off for Highbury 1745 Swam/swum/swimmed 20 lengths 1830 Caught bus back to Archway 1900 Picked up prescription, bought some fruit and sundries 1930 Phoned Auntie, phoned Mum 2000 Made tea, ate tea 2030 Did dishes, checked email/livejournal/myspace for millionth time 2130 Set off for work 2230 Arrived at work, read some papers, drank coffee, bought Twix, farted about on internet some more 0000 Made cup of tea, ate Twix, emailed Anna a bit 0100 Googled "New Royal Family" - 15,200,000 results 0200 Ate packed lunch (spag with mushrooms/courgette/garlic) 0400 Inserted Grocer's Apostrophe into one of Rory's summaries to check he was paying attention. 0500 Did Daily Express "brain workout" (2 out of 3 correct - strangely intermediate level was 1 digit out) 0600 Emailed Jeremy (who sits about 20 feet away) about Human League / Frank Sidebottom 0630 Left work, walked along Thames Path 0700 Caught bus at London Bridge 0730 Arrived home, fed cat, did massive "sitdowner" 0800 Wrote riveting blow by blow account of past 24 hours' thrilling activities, felt a bit sleepy, went to bed. |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2008|07:40 am] |
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| i am an apple tree. a granny smith apple tree. |
[Jul. 21st, 2008|11:06 pm] |
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hey-ya.
You Are An Apple Tree
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You are quiet and shy at times, but you have lots of charm and appeal.
You are quite attractive: your pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, and adventurous spirit draw people in.
Sensitive and loyal in love, you want to love and be loved.
You are a faithful and tender partner - who is generous in sharing your many talents.
You love children, and you need an affectionate partner.
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cos everyone knows the best apples are at the top of the tree and they're the hardest to reach.
so.....go figure?
i got my editor's letter finished, and i've emailed it to daryl for him to look over and tell me it's QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST THING HE'S EVER READ!
i guess that might be irrelevant. but after i've heard back from him about it, i'll share it here so youse guise can compare it to matt mallard's. |
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| editor's notes. |
[Jul. 21st, 2008|09:01 pm] |
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oh good lord.
When Hayley and I sat down with the three, new editors to begin our year long process of developing Lights & Shadows, I mainly wanted two things: first—to keep our pizza off the leaning tower of submissions, and second—I wanted a diverse magazine. It was no secret that Hayley and I had different tastes and interests when it came to literature, but knowing this, I wanted to use these contrasting opinions to create a magazine as wildly varied as it was good. I wanted to show every facet of the wide array of talent we have here at UNA.
Coming off the success and humbling acceptance of the magazine in the past couple of years, Hayley and I naturally only wanted to continue honoring the reputation of the magazine and our beloved school. But just as it goes with trying to recreate the magic of opening night or the success of a certain chocolate-chip cookie recipe, all we can do each time is wipe our utensils clean and start fresh with what we have. We tried to ignore the copy of last year’s magazine staring over our shoulder from its spotless, golden-gilded display case on the shelf behind us, in order to trudge forward and create something new, substantial, truthful, and wholly-representative of what we felt captured the essence and color of our surroundings. This, I believe, we have accomplished.
Thanks to Hayley, Trey, J.T., and Amber for all your hard work, deliberate intent, and honest criticism, never backing down and fighting for what you liked—and against what you didn’t like, even if it was in vain. And thanks to Daryl, for your relaxed good-nature, always supplying us with the right amount of guidance and help when needed, and letting us run the show unless it got too crazy. Thanks to all the writers, and most importantly, thanks to you the reader!
Pierre de Ronsard once wrote, “And you must not worry, as I’ve said so many times, about the opinions that people might have of your writing, keeping as a firm rule that it is better to be in the service of truth than in the service of opinion.” We live in a country where we have been blessed with the right to say what we want without fear of persecution. And as artists, let us never forget how important this gift is, the ability to write and create what is truth.
Happy Reading! -Matt Mallard
so.
this means i have to outdo him.
do you know how i'm going to outdo him, childrin?
with a quote about cheese.
BOOYA! |
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| she gets the AARP discount now! |
[Jul. 21st, 2008|05:27 pm] |
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yeah, you're welcome.
that's been in my head for DAYS. now you can share the joy. no need to thank me. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2008|12:35 pm] |
On Saturday I went to see Frank Sidebottom at the Bull and Gate. It was a strange experience.
I remember seeing him on telly years ago (in the early 90s? Or earlier?) and also I think he was in a comic strip in Oink. This was a kid's version of Viz which was published in the 80s and which I really liked.
But then on Saturday, it was really odd because I didn't 'get' any of it, didn't find anything funny and couldn't understand the audience. They were very scary! It was Frank Sidebottom's night, with other acts chosen by him, and when these poor sods were on, there were scary blokes shouting stuff like 'F*****g get Frank back on you c***s!'. Which I thought seemed A) a bit heavy for a comedy night and B) hard to understand as Frank didn't seem any funnier than the other people.
I kept asking people to explain what was funny. The bloke on the merchandise stall said it was funny because it was silly. 'But I like Vic and Bob', I said, 'Why don't I understand this?' I suggested maybe it was because I'm not from oop North, there was a joke I was missing. But then, I like John Shuttleworth, and he's got that whimsical Northern thing down pat, and I understand that.
Normally I think I've got quite a good sense of humour. It is very strange to be in a room of people baying for a comic who gives you no idea why they are doing that! |
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| don't make me pull out pictures of the robot dress |
[Jul. 20th, 2008|10:36 pm] |
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| | iggy pop and the stooges - "down on the street" | ] |

Mrs Beckham revealed earlier this year that she felt that wearing high heels boosted her brain power, because she simply could not concentrate in flat shoes.
She added that she avoided working out because she could not bear to be in trainers.
'I'd love to go to the gym, but I just can't get my head around the footwear.'
i can't get my head around this.
i read the wikipedia entry for her last night or the night before last, i don't quite remember, but i remarked to brandy how anyone can think this woman is relevant.
england, would you please take her and her mediocre footballer husband back?
BETTY SLOCOMBE KNOWS FASHION BETTER THAN VICTORIA BECKHAM! |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|12:18 am] |
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| | dn ost | ] | Maybe I shouldn't have the Batman theme tune as my ringtone. Or at least not quite so loud.
It just went off in my pocket, scared the bejesus out of me... |
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| english lesson gold. |
[Jul. 19th, 2008|01:59 pm] |
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:D
He looks more like Ed Byrne actually... |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|11:06 am] |
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| | The Gallant Forty Twa | ] | Took the folks on a yomp across the Heath yesterday. Pergola to Kenwood house via the Spaniards, then winding down back to Archway. A beautiful day.
In the evening they took us to see Black Watch at the Barbican which appears to be the hottest ticket in town. The audience was far more star-studded than the cast, featuring as it did Kevin Spacey, John Cleese, Juliet Stevenson, Suede biographer David Barnett and the violinist from the New Royal Family, to name but a lot. Crivvens.
The play, though, was magnificent. It was more like a ballet really, kind of Crouching Tiger meets Trainspotting via Apocalypse Now with extra swearing. They should put that on the poster.
Turns out my great grandfather was in the Black Watch. He only cried twice in his life: once when his wife died, and the other time when he first got lice in his kilt in the trenches. I obviously didn't inherit his bravery genes. I cried at Titanic. What a poof. |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|02:31 pm] |
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| | qotsa - millionaire | ] | I wonder how much Bonjela one needs to eat before one overdoses.
The tube advises me not to have more than 6 doses in 24 hours.
I've had that much in half an hour.
Hmm... |
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